His name was Percy
The Thanksgiving Turkey
And he was the greatest turkey I ever ate
His drumsticks were delicious
We were eating on him till Christmas
Percy had such a great taste
When he was still kicken’
We were going to have chicken
But I said “Hey, lookie there.”
That’s a fine old turkey
Let’s dump that chicken birdie
And cook Percy at a fair temperature.
He globbed and globbed
And we killed him with no trouble
And when everyone came to dinner they said
Percy was wonderful
I’ll have another plate full
They ate Percy till they were sick in the stomach.
And so I say
On this new Thanksgiving Day
The turkey was good but it wasn’t Percy
I always will remember
Eating Percy on the table
For Percy was
The Greatest
Thanksgiving Turkey, Thanksgiving Turkey, Thanksgiving Turkey
(He was the greatest turkey I ever did see)
Thanksgiving Turkey, Thanksgiving Turkey
(He was the greatest turkey I ever did see)
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