The candy, the presents, putting ornaments on the tree
Stockings on the fireplace, Santa down the chimney
Tv specials, Christmas carols
Mean nothing to me
Christmas is for those of you
With somebody to talk to
It’s not anything new
And so it goes
I know I’ll be alone
For Christmas
The friends and the family, the people that you love
Having a party with fellow workers at your job
On the second day of Christmas, I don’t get
No turtle doves
Christmas is just no fun
For those with no one
It’s just a great big con
There are no pros
When you are alone
For Christmas
Under the mistletoe I’m kissing air
Imaging a lover standing there
With a large turkey and mashed potatoes
On the table instead of some ho-hos!
(Ho ho ho!)
The joy and the laughter, the good feeling all around
Spreading itself along the streets of every town
Children singing, bells a’ ringing
Simply bring me down
Christmas doesn’t apply to me
It’s strictly for the happy
Or those trying to be
I gave up long ago
And that’s why I’ll be alone
For Christmas
Doesn’t matter anyway
Doesn’t matter anyway
Cus when you’re all alone,
Christmas is just another day.
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