You play some records and decorate with me
You vaccum all the fallen needles from the tree
Set up the ladder and you help me string lights
With you in my life
Things are more bright
I never want to visit my relatives
But being with you gives me reasons to live
You cut the turkey and you say a sweet prayer
Clutching your hand
Thank God your’re there
And there are times the season tries
My patience and I don’t know why
I get so cold, I get so dry
But we’ll get by
You came into my room
Breakfast In bed until two
I could lay here forever gazing only at you
I was crying boo-hoo
When suddenly I smelled
Biscuits, Christmas Biscuits, Biscuits on my plate
Biscuits, Christmas Biscuits, Biscuits from my soulmate
Zip up my dress while you kiss my neck
Drive to the ATM to cash my check
Discussing lovemaking: the how and the when
2 Manhattans
And keep it open
Take a walk through the Christmas town
Look at the skating bear that’s broken down
Hot apple cider & some waffle bites
I just wanna stay here
With you tonight
And there are times the season tries
My patience and I don’t know why
I get so cold, I get so dry
But we’ll get by
You came into my room
Breakfast In bed until two
I could lay here forever gazing only at you
I was crying boo-hoo
When suddenly I smelled
Biscuits, Christmas Biscuits, Biscuits on my plate
Biscuits, Christmas Biscuits, Biscuits from my soulmate
The years have passed and you’re no longer there
The smell of biscuits still fill up the air
It’s kinda corny but it’s all true
The things we’d laugh at
When I had you
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